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Ever wonder why Junk food is really damn evil?
I understand what you are thinking: saturated fat, preservatives, cholesterol. The popular press feeds us a fairytale about why junk food is evil. The truth of the matter, little grasshopper, is that Junk food isn't some anonymous blob of matter that will clog your arteries when you sleep. It's actually a cold, calculating, advanced life form which has worldwide sleeper cells and it is plotting to destroy the very foundations of our civilization as we speak. Basically, that cheeseburger you ate last Sunday will kill you, so you'd better start arming yourself and getting organized for the apocalypse.
doodle art
Once again, where the mainstream news media has failed to provide the story, courageous MS Paint artists have picked up the slack. Feast your vision on this tantalizing depiction from the invasion in the future. Using state of the art MS Paint technology, this artist has clearly demonstrated that it is simply a matter of time before Fast Food stalks the streets in search of unsuspecting humans.
The revolution won't be televised
Cheeseburgers as we know options are inert objects at best, or docile little delicacies at worst. Truth is though, you ain't seen nothin yet. Right now many of them are simply in hibernation. Within their genuine form, Junk food are actually a force to be reckoned with. Just try to resist the brute force of a Rampaging McBeefalo. Seriously, I dare you. Better yet, attempt to survive the evil unhealthy grease of death that seeps from his sesame seed pores.
ms paint drawing
Dissapointment: ain't it a bitch?
Nor are you able to endure the psychological salvo from this perilously evil double cheeseburger. Imagine about it: each time you order Junk food, your disappointment in the greasy, soggy, stale food you receive (versus the intense, happy, inviting picture you see around the menu board) builds upon your hate. Like Luke Skywalker in "Return from the Jedi," your hatred breeds fear and unhealthy, pessimistic fatalism. You begin to believe that resistance is futile, and also you succumb towards the will from the breakfast sandwich.
You skill to win the war
Fast Food feeds off our collective ignorance. It pays its dirty McDollars to the media organizations to help keep this story under wraps. What exactly better method to stop this insidious force rather than raise awareness? And what better way to raise awareness rather than use MS Paint to artistically render your most hated Fast Food specimen? (More)
